Nothing like a refreshing shower could enlighten Zoe Richard’s mood better. Humming a fast tempo song, in concordance to her positive humour, her still wet bare feet stepped on the floor as she strode towards her wardrobe. Although, having a living suit all for herself made things far easier.

“Pervy, I’m done!” she said apparently to no one, as she was alone in her room. A plain and nothing out of the ordinary black pair of jeans suddenly sprang to live, turning into a black mass which attached to the woman’s body hiding her voluptuous curves as it turned into casual attire.

“Yo Zoe, was the shower nice?”said the shapeless entity from which an appendage in the form of a face sprouted.

“You bet it was! You should join me next time!” Zoe smiled back to that wonder of science she called friend. Once the greetings were over, they decided to get themselves comfortable in the dormitory living room in order to spend the day watching cartoons. Nothing in this world could be a better plan to them.

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“Pervy? Are you thinking the same I am?” Zoe asked after an over the top cartoon was done.

“Yeah, today is a bit on the boring side it seems,” replied the living suit, noticing the change in mood. “Even toons are uninspired.”

“Don’t you agree?” Zoe puffed her cheeks, resting her entire body over one of the couches. “I can’t believe this, we’re young and still we’re here in the couch like potatoes and not doing anything! Where’s the cure for a lazy afternoon."

The young woman repositioned herself on sofa, “Why don’t we mess a bit with Lucy?”

It was unnecessary question as Pervy would act on her behalf, which meant any question she asked her, the woman already knew the answer.

“Nah...” Pervy generating a claw that began scratching the back of her head. “That gets boring to easily, especially since she sometimes forgets to pretend she doesn’t like it.”

“We should find somebody else,” the two-coloured woman asked with a blank expression, “but what a bother...” She lazily grumbled, “I wish we didn’t need to go looking for people to play with. Would it be much asking if they came to us?.”

“True, that would be wonderful,” Pervy nodding with security.

“That will never happen. Nobody will just pop-up and...” Zoe expression turned white when the sound of the door bell echoed in the building.

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“Sorry for the mistake. Now if you’ll excuse me...” said a middle aged bald man politely as he checked the direction in the parcel he carried in his hands.

“Just a postman who lost his way!” complained Pervy once the door was closed.

“I told you this would never happen. This isn’t some stupid cartoon when the door will magically ring just when you want and...” the doorbell rang again, making Zoe raise an eyebrow.

“If it’s that postman again I swear I’m gonna...” cursed the living suit as they opened the door. There, the two were greeted by a tall girl clad and green with a radiant smile.

“Hello, my name is Nia. Calvina sent me,” the girl introduced herself and mentioned a friend of Zoe.  “It’s here where I get free stuffed animals just by having my feet pampered? Do you have cats? Can I have two: one for a friend and one for me? How long do I need to be here to get them? What do you mean by ‘play’? Are you massaging, tickling, worshipping, all of it at the same time? Who will be doing it?"

Nia continued talking excitedly, ignoring the nefarious smile Zoe and Pervy now shared.

“That Calvina... I swear I’m going to marry her next time we see her” the former smirked.