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Based on a Skype RP with general-sci
Corporal Sci: "Front lean and rest position! MOVE!"
Private Araghen: I got an overactive bladder. Army can't take me.
Corporal Sci: I can pretend!
Corporal Sci: "Down..."
Private Araghen: "Attention to detail..."
Corporal Sci: "UP!"
Private Araghen: "Teamwork is key and I gotta pee! Damn Mountain Dew!"
Corporal Sci: "Pee in your pants, Araghan! Now down for another push-up!"
Private Araghen: "In the words of the late John Pinette, I don't do ups, I do downs. Sit down. Lay Down. Give me a cheeseburger, I'll wolf it down. Playing cards, I'll double down. Put on a little music, I'll boogie down. That's right. I get down. Drop it like it's hot!"
Corporal Sci: "There will be time to stay on the ground when you're dead! Detail, FALL-IN!"
Private Araghen: "I'm already dead inside so I'll have a head start!"
Corporal Sci: "Quiet in formation! Group, atten-TION! Right-FACE! Forward... MARCH! Left, yer left, left, get on left.."
Private Araghen: "Well I'm a liberal so I should be on the left."
Corporal Sci: "Group, halt! Left-FACE! Front lean and rest position, MOVE!"
Private Schettling: "You know with this housing market, it's quite tough to move. I mean the house's resale value is in the shitter."
Corporal Sci: "Private Araghen thinks that his political standing allows him to make tasteless jokes in formation. Because of this, I've decided it's a good time to see that we need both our right and left wings... One handed push-up! You can't use your left hand!!"
Private Araghen: "No left hands? Man. My nights alone are gonna be sca...ruuuuude!"
Corporal Sci: "Let this group be reminded that there is no RED, there is no BLUE in this Army! There is only GREEN!"
Private Araghen: "In Brightest day, in Blackest night, my underwear's too fucking tight! Get me some help. Get me some relief. I don't care. Just make it brief!"
Corporal Sci: "Last I heard, Araghen, your pants were yellow anyway. No 'will' after all, eh?"
Private Araghen: "At least there's no such thing as Brown Lanterns!"
Corporal Sci: "Of course there are, Private. Private JawsFan just demonstrated for us yesterday..."
Private JawsFan, "He made me shit my pants!!"
Sci: Alright, alright, enough RP... Corporal Sci gets shot in the head.
Areghan: Yay! XD You know, I could do that all day! XD
Sci: I could too... That's why I wanted to do that Skype game with our characters.
Araghen: Man, you were just opening the doors for such jokes! XD
Sci: That's the whole point of the Army though....to get you to eventually shut up.
Araghen: Me shutting up is like Congress working. Ain't happening.